What a girl really wants on Valentine’s Day is to be wined and dined at a classy restaurant. I challenge anyone to think of a classier place than Hooters! And this special Valentine’s promotion can even help you cut costs by offering 20 deliciously greasy chicken wings for the price of 10, all the while enjoying some boobs and beer.
Because you managed to rack up a tonne of debt… As if we weren’t already broke enough, payday lending brokers such as this UK company, Cash Lady, are willing to use any excuse to target desperate individuals. The Mrs isn’t the only one pressurising you to get a great gift for Valentine’s Day.
It’s the thought that counts, so why not send her a fart in the mail this Valentine’s Day? I mean she’s always saying that she loves you because you’re not perfect and has to learn to take the bad habits with the good. Well, thankfully, a site actually exists called fartbymail.com where you can find all sorts of Valentine’s Day specials…
The way to a woman’s loins, I mean heart is simple. Get her a diamond ring. We all know that women are only interested in material objects and Natan Jewellery is just stating the obvious. Further ads from the jewelers include the metamorphosis of the average man into a handsome lady-killer with the help of one of their rings. This advert is just shockingly offensive.
Are you living in terrible circumstances with your spouse but simply can’t afford to get a divorce? Well Michigan attorney, Walter H Bentley III, offered a ‘heart-warming’ solution – a competition to find the consenting couple living in the worst circumstances for Valentine’s Day. The winning couple got the divorce that they deserved. Who said romance is dead?
Valentine’s Day provides a magnificent marketing opportunity for businesses the world over. As the big day approaches, you’re bound to see adverts, promotions and e-mails decorated with cutesie images and loving messages that just make you want to buy a product. But there’s a knack to getting your campaign right. Here are some disgusting and downright morally bankrupt Valentine’s Day ideas that some companies have come up with over the years.