Drugs, sex, and rock and roll has been an adolescent dream since the inception of, well, rock music. The unfortunate reality is that you can’t sing, you can’t play an instrument, and you have the stage presence of an undernourished snail. So, the question is: is there a job that will allow you to participate in extremely adult shenanigans like the rock stars you so idolize (which, in many cases, involves doing drugs off the posterior of extremely attractive individuals)?
I’m happy to inform you, dear reader, that there is one job that will allow you to act like a degenerate rock star in lieu of a complete lack of talent, and the only true requirement is that you can lift heavy stuff: a roadie. But what is this mythical profession I speak of and is it as glamorous as it seems? Well, you’ll just have to read below and see if you have what it takes to become a roadie.
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