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WEB & TECH / APR. 18, 2015
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Trading In Your Android For An iPhone Is A Thing

So Apple has yet again set out to conquer and vanquish all of its adversaries in the mobile arena. If Apple was run by a general from history, it would probably be run by the heinous and murderous Genghis Kahn. They want to burn, pillage and rape their way through the mobile world, leaving behind the smoldering wreckage of Blackberry. Oh, I’m sorry did I say Blackberry? I meant every one of their adversaries.

Recently the Cupertino based company announced that it will now accept Android, Windows and Blackberry phones as part payment for the purchase of a brand-spanking new iPhone, oooooooouuuu shiny. This time it’s not something just American fan-boys will be privy to, but also people from Germany, Italy, France, Canada and the U.K.

They even have a step-by-step manual to help you transition from an Android device to an Apple one. Tom Cook, the current CEO, is probably just going to take all the Android phones burn them and then roll around in the ashes naked as he screams: “FOR YOU STEVE, THIS IS AAALL FOR YOU!!!”

See Also: If Fortune 500 Companies Were Run by Ruthless Generals

Would trade your Android for an iPhone? If you would then let me know in the comment section below.

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