I’m not coming to work today because my computer has got a virus...and my computer means more to me than this job.
Sorry, I cannot come to work today, I’m having a bad hair day and the men in white jackets mistook me for Amanda Bynes.
I won’t be in today. I’m still drunk from last night!
Sorry I cannot come in to work today, I hurt my back! MTV was running a One Direction marathon and I had to lift my T.V. and throw it out of the window all by myself.
The dog ate my car keys. We’re going to hitchhike to the vet.
Here are some pretty legit reasons not to go in to work. If you have any great excuses of your own - please share by commenting below... because you can never have enough reasons not to go to work, right?