Your office window is about as entertaining as the final episode of Breaking Bad.
You fantasize about your office burning down (with the people in it).
You start getting jealous of the cleaning staff, kitchen staff, garbage man... basically anyone who is doing any job other than yours.
You invent new immediate relatives that have passed away for excuses to go on grieve-leave.
The stationary delivery is the highlight of your day...
The last 5 minutes of every day start to feel as long as the second half of Braveheart.
You stop celebrating Fridays because they are 2 days away from Monday.
You spend half of Sunday getting anxiety about the fact that the next day is Monday, up until the point that you cry yourself to sleep.
Every single person in your office suddenly develops features and characteristics that make you want to punch them in the face, one by one.
If you experience any of these work-icidal symptoms, you are diagnosed with a severe case of career stagnation. I recommended that you immediately start incorporating a daily dose of job searching in your life and find yourself a new career...